yeah i’m sure sex is great but have you heard about fall out boy
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
i keep thinking about how 9 in the afternoon is not a time that exists
"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye
hello 911 yes i just saw a man with sleeve tattoos wearing a button down with the sleeves rolled up and i need medical attention
MIDDLE FINGERS UP
IF YOU DON’T GIVE A
*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick
*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*
who the fuck is Gavin
i don’t know but he seems pretty upset